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အီးေမးလ္ထဲက ရလာတ့ဲ လူႀကီးဟာသ တစ္ပုဒ္ပါ...။

ေတြးၿပီးေတာ့ တစ္စိမ့္စိမ့္ ရီ ဆိုတာ ဒီလို ဟာသေပါ့...။

ဒီလိုန႔ဲ လာမယ့္ ေသာၾကာညကို ေတာင့္ေတာင့္ခံ ခ်ီတက္လိုက္ရေအာင္...။

Way to go!!!! (Credit to Ms. K Khine Aung)

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot and block the roads because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vod ka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the ######## out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a democracy.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. The one on the left looks kinda cute. Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.